Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Five People You Meet When You Shit Your Pants

1. Park McCord thinks he's the coolest guy in town, and he is.

2. Jackie Mengele hates Jews and is about to have a package of them delivered to her kitchen.

3. Brintz, the cat next door, is doing bad things to little Asian kids and the only thing that can stop him is the Blob.

4. Blinger the cat only cares about one thing: Fancy Feast. But what would happen if a Canadian cougar had the same taste for Fancy Feast and was willing to do anything to get it?

5. Dell Becker has a cum habit and only three people can help him: Park McCord, Chapman the phone ghost, and hippie Bo.

These are the five people you meet when you shit your pants...
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