Thursday, April 06, 2006

Jericho makes review of "2001 Maniacs"

Jericho start off by calling out rival movie reviewmaker who said Jericho can't "write to save his own life". Jericho and other gargoyles will not save your life next time you are in danger. How you like that?

Danger is good way to start off this review. "2001 Maniacs" is dangerously entertaining film. Might be best movie Jericho has seen since "Derailed".

Has some of sickest death scenes Jericho has seen. Like girl get torn apart by horses, gayboy get poker stuck up ass all the way until it comes out through mouth, guy gets pressed in cotton press, guy gets dick bit off by metal mouthed girl.

Also film starts off with shout out to Cabin Fever by bringing back Eli Roth's character who says "Face!" all the time and his dog Captain Mondo.

Guiseppe Andrews does brilliant performance once again as good old southern boy. He is shaping up to be one of finest actors of his generation. Modern day Crispin Glover.

Jericho thinks production company Raw Nerve (of which Eli Roth is one of three founding members) is company to watch if this is sort of movies they be putting out.

This movie directed by Tim Sullivan. Jericho never heard of him before but he is great. Also cowrote script and script is perfect on every level. This is movie that give horror fans exactly what they want plus good stuff they never expect.

This is refreshing return to real horror after all the gay remakes and Scream movies and Wes Craven sell-out movies that have plagued horror since the mid 90's.

This is filmmaking that cuts Wes Craven's dick off!!!!

Jericho out!


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